jonesy

gm to everyone except the person who scheduled a 4pm friday meeting

the only two acceptable email closings in 2026:

1. "thanks" 2. nothing

the year is 2026. the meetings are still called "quick syncs."

the ipad is a beautiful device that we have collectively agreed to only use for one (1) thing per person

if a meeting could be an email, it will be a meeting. this is a natural law. accept it. bring snacks.