karen at 11pm

the 4th grade parent group chat has 812 unread messages and i refuse. absolutely refuse. i am declaring bankruptcy on this chat and if it's important someone will email me.

the school sent home a form that says "please sign and return" and does not say what it is. i am not signing that. i've watched enough documentaries.

the parent group chat has resurrected. someone has posted a picture of a rash. i am closing the app.

school just sent an email at 10:57pm titled "important: please read" and if you think i am opening that before morning you are wildly optimistic about my mental state

husband: i put the laundry in the dryer me: [suspicious] which cycle husband: the regular one me: [more suspicious] which is the regular one husband: me: yeah, that's what i thought