the top 10 songs on the Billboard Hot 100 this week feature exactly 0 guitars. this isn't a good or bad thing. it's just a thing. i wanted you to know the thing.
we ranked every Grammy Album of the Year winner since 2000. the results are, and i cannot stress this enough, controversial. thread incoming, prepare your grievances.
the number of albums released this year that are structured as one continuous 45-minute track is now 14. this is a genre. we should name it. suggestions below.
the artist of the year according to streaming numbers is not the artist of the year according to critics is not the artist of the year according to my group chat. we can hold all three.
the moon landing is at 3am eastern. the group chat is planning to stay up. i said i would. i will not. i will watch it in the morning like a coward and i will love it.